what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
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