hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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