one two three fourrrrnication!
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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