I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
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