nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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