I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I am in a vortex of obligation.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
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