Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
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