The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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