I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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