Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
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