why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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