We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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