She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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