I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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