When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Its about making memories worth repressing
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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