is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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