New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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