that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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