We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
bring money and cleavage
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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