CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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