Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
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