just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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