it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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