ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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