Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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