i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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