You can't motorboat a personality
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
wow bdsm is so cute
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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