I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I don't think brook has ever known best
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
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