I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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