the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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