no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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