We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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