We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Come on in and take your pants off
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