I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Randomize
