so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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