You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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