I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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