Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Are we still banned from the library?
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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