butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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