Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
either way he was missing a nipple.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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