Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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