He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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