You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
I party with great urgency now.
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