is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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