nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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