Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
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