I'm laying in your front yard are you home
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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