last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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