We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
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I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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