in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
