: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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