and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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