now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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