i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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