My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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